Oh, The Things They Say!

I get so tired (emphasize tired) of hearing from the Republican talking heads how hateful the left is. This from the group that spews forth such hate-filled bile at an unprecedented rate. So I've decided to compile a small list of some of the doozies, most of them recent, some of them infamous classics. My real inspiration came from 3/20/06 segment of FNC's Hannity & Colmes, where Sean Hannity LIED, unopposed for what seemed like an eternity. Let's take a stroll down a dark and scary memory lane... Let's start with the Queen of Mean...

Ann Coulter:

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too. Otherwise they will turn out to be outright traitors.

I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.

Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.

Okay, Ann just has way too many. Time to move on to...

Bill O'Reilly (Mr. Fair and Balanced, my ass):

You know, in a sane world, every country would unite against Iran and blow it off the face of the earth. That would be the sane thing to do.

If Al Qaeda wanted to get in here [the United States], it's easy, because "[t]hey've got all kinds of Muslim crazies up in Canada running around.

Listen, citizens of San Francisco, if you vote against military recruiting, you're not going to get another nickel in federal funds. ... And if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.

Now, this is a conservative city, Richmond. I mean, this is not Madison, Wisconsin, where you expect those people to be communing with Satan up there in the Madison, Wisconsin, media.

Okay, seems a search on Bill turns up quite a few as well, next up...

Sean Hannity:

Is it that you hate this president or that you hate America?

There used to be a time where the left cared about humanity, about security, about liberty. But obviously that's not the case anymore because if they had had their way, and now we're talking about the appeasement-minded, surrender-minded Democrats of today.

I could spend an hour just running through the list of attacks almost from day one by the Democrats against the troops, against their effort, against their president – everything from calling him a liar on a daily basis to John Kerry accusing them of terrorizing women and children in the dark of night. How are the troops reacting to that?

So the mayor of New Orleans would have used his own buses had the people had been white?

Hang - hang - hang on a second. I want to get perspective in this sense, that earlier today, Fox was showing the images of the convoys, of the people getting in there with the convoys. There was food. There was medicine. There was water. And there were supplies - what is the time frame, is anybody saying, that we're going to get that, that was going in there today, to the people that you're talking about?

Hannity's real problem is his denial of all things seated in reality. Is he really that stupid or is he purposely being obtuse? If I had to describe him in one word, it would be "enabler". Oh, yeah, and he lies...a lot. Next up...

Rush Limbaugh:

Claire Shipman and Jay Carney are, uh, slave owner and husband. Well, husband and wife, if you prefer that, and, and slave master. I take it back, slave master, not slave owner. Slave master and wife!

Anytime an organization has the word 'peace' in it, throw it out. It's just a bunch of long-haired, maggot-infested, dope-smoking, FM peace-types that have an agenda.

It's in Massachusetts. The last place you want to be is between a -- a liberal woman and her morning-after pill. You don't want to be in her path when if -- if -- if she needs her morning after. Just get out of the way and then Wal-Mart didn't stock 'em.

How can this be if the majority opinion of the country is pro-choice? Well, the answer to the question is, the majority opinion of the country is not pro-choice. And to whom do we owe gratitude? The militant feminazis, the militant feminists who have made every abortion, regardless of the cost, mandatory, who have made it clear that that's the sole reason they exist. I mean, every abortion possible can happen. Over the years, militant feminazism has backfired on them.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Okay, that's just wasting too much of my valuable time. Limbaugh's done a lot of smack talkin'. Let's end our little compilation with that popular Christian leader...
Pat Robertson (grab a cup of coffee and get comfy):

Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate and dominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additional vacancies on the court.

Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.

The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor.

I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because he might not be there.

Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up.

You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with.

Sweet Jesus, that's enough!