Making a Mockery of Marriage

Thank goodness conservatives have managed to keep homosexuals from marrying each other, an act that would surely undermine the sanctity of marriage. Take a glance at these tales of heterosexual wedded bliss... I need a tissue.

8 Sailors Charged in Marriage Scheme

Eight sailors were charged Tuesday with arranging sham marriages to Polish and Romanian women to help the women obtain U.S. citizenship and to collect bigger military housing allowances for themselves.

Billionaire and his wife in dogfight?

But the pooch, a golden Lab named Beauregard, seems the least of Scaife's troubles. At stake in what is shaping up as one of the nastiest divorces in American history is a fortune estimated at $1.2 billion.

"There's no prenup — so wish me luck!" said Scaife, who was married to the 58-year-old Mrs. Scaife for 14 years before they separated in December.

Eminem and Kim Mathers Call it Quits
Kim Mathers, the soon-to-be-twice-ex-wife of rapper Eminem decided to air her side of the couple’s divorce story to a Detroit-area morning radio station last week, reported People magazine.

Eminem - who remarried Mathers on Jan. 14, filed for divorce on April 5.

“He’s having problems with, you know, his problem that he had,” she told the radio station, apparently referring to the artist’s sleeping-pill addiction, for which he sought treatment last summer.

Till death do they part. Or at least until they can't stand the sight of each other anymore and one of them declares, "You're dead to me!". Does that count? Guess so. Then there is the love, honor, and cherish in the name of scamming the government and the brides out of a few bucks. Chivalry is dead...someone please bury it, it's starting to rot. Marriage can be hell so you'd think that evangelical Christians would be more than happy to send the homosexuals there. Why not let everyone share in the exploitation...there's 'nuff to go 'round for everybody!