Nudity? Priceless
Our senate is hard at work, passing laws that impose stiffer fines on networks that air inappropriate material between 6am and 10pm. Of course that doesn't apply to cable, so I 'spose that Fox "News" Channel will be free from $325,000 per violation penalites. So when people like David Asman guest host Your World With Neil Covuto on FNC, they will still be able to bring us the hard hitting stories such as "Porn to Run",complete with split screen visual aids, during daylight hours. That would be 4pm eastern to be exact. In other words, if you want to keep your children from catching long glimpses of material that is unsuitable for them, don't watch Fox News.
They'll tell you all about teacher's who've seduced their students, and show you scantily clad pictures of the adult women. They'll inform you that there just might be a serial killer on the loose in Florida during spring break, and they'll make sure you get to see video of the half naked beach goers dropping it like it's hot. With extreme close ups, no less. Bill O'Reilly talked all about how we need to protect our children from seeing images such as the infamous orgy scene on the CBS program Without a Trace, that aired just minutes before 10pm, while he made sure that we did see the scene over and over again while wagging his finger in CBS's face; all at 5pm PST.
Of course, all the hooplah started after Ms. Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction during the 2004 Super Bowl half time show...which Fox News still airs to this day whenever the subject of the FCC comes up. So in case you've missed all the smut, tune in to FNC to get your daily dose! They're now free to do so while scolding the networks to keep it clean.
Now, I've got nothing against nudity (it's the hypocrisy that gets me). I think we should be more like the European's and be a little less, um, prude when it comes to the naked human form. In fact, lets just do everything naked. That way it won't be so shocking. We'll start fining networks for covering up. On second thought, scratch that. Not everyone can pull off the universal public nudity. Even though it would save me a ton of dough on trying to keep up with the current fashions, I'd like to avoid the unavoidable offending man boobs, and of course, the FUPA (Fat Upper Pu$$y Ass)...more commonly known as "Butt in the Front". Let's just keep that shit all dressed up. Okay?
**An aside: I must give credit to my sister in law for coining the term FUPA, along with her friend Puck...yeah, that Puck.**
Senate Votes Hike in Indecency Fines
They'll tell you all about teacher's who've seduced their students, and show you scantily clad pictures of the adult women. They'll inform you that there just might be a serial killer on the loose in Florida during spring break, and they'll make sure you get to see video of the half naked beach goers dropping it like it's hot. With extreme close ups, no less. Bill O'Reilly talked all about how we need to protect our children from seeing images such as the infamous orgy scene on the CBS program Without a Trace, that aired just minutes before 10pm, while he made sure that we did see the scene over and over again while wagging his finger in CBS's face; all at 5pm PST.
Of course, all the hooplah started after Ms. Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction during the 2004 Super Bowl half time show...which Fox News still airs to this day whenever the subject of the FCC comes up. So in case you've missed all the smut, tune in to FNC to get your daily dose! They're now free to do so while scolding the networks to keep it clean.
Now, I've got nothing against nudity (it's the hypocrisy that gets me). I think we should be more like the European's and be a little less, um, prude when it comes to the naked human form. In fact, lets just do everything naked. That way it won't be so shocking. We'll start fining networks for covering up. On second thought, scratch that. Not everyone can pull off the universal public nudity. Even though it would save me a ton of dough on trying to keep up with the current fashions, I'd like to avoid the unavoidable offending man boobs, and of course, the FUPA (Fat Upper Pu$$y Ass)...more commonly known as "Butt in the Front". Let's just keep that shit all dressed up. Okay?
**An aside: I must give credit to my sister in law for coining the term FUPA, along with her friend Puck...yeah, that Puck.**
Senate Votes Hike in Indecency Fines
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